This is how a business should run in Indiana.
First as tragedy then as farce. The new “Religious Freedom” law has forced me into a comedy career in order to explain how a business, open to serve the public, should run in Indiana.
Joke about How a Business Should Be Run in Indiana…
Luke Austin Daugherty 
The joke doesn’t address jobs where the occupation itself is directly dependent on customer input – printers, caterers etc. Obviously, pizzas aren’t made in all shapes, so no one would ever ask for that.
I just bought three pizzas at Little Caesars and asked for a penis shaped one myself, but was turned down and settled for a round one. Tasty! (It was a joke, not a true story 🙂