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“Lettuce” -A true story poem about true love, inspired by my wife. I’ve learned that if you can find what is profound in the seemingly mundane moments of life, you’ve got something that money can’t buy, coming from a well that never runs dry. Β Copyright on picture and words: Luke Austin Daugherty, All Rights Reserved.
Mr. Mortensen, I read that youβre endorsing Jill Stein
You may have friends, but now youβre no friend of mine
Iβm the de facto American 2-Party System
And if youβre a REAL patriot, then youβll only vote within them
I mean, there are a hundred arguments for why voting 3rdΒ party is dumb
Just for whiny-baby ethics voters, sucking on their thumbs
But, arenβt you from upstate New York? Hell, thatβs like being half-Canadian
And youβre voting like your Canadian half, not the half thatβs βMurican
You must think that youβre smart, Viggoβ¦ reading Camusβ speaking Italian and French
But in this Country’s political dialogue, your intellect doesnβt gain you an inch
Donβt you realize that your Stein vote is only a throw-away
And the right time for a protest vote DEFINITELY isnβt on Election Day
I read your published letter that endorses Jill Stein
But, βSpeaking truth to power,β wonβt earn your candidate Big Bank dimes
Viggo, donβt you understand the facts
And how a citizen in the voting booth should act
Trump supporters assert that 3rd Party votinβ
Is basically just an indirect vote for old βpay-to-playβ Clinton
And Hillary lovers say voting 3rd party only gives a bump
To their sworn enemyβ the “racist, xenophobic, misogynistic, pussy-grabbing” Trump
So, basically, if you cast a vote for Stein or Johnson
Youβre paradoxically, at the same time, casting a vote for both Trump and Clinton
Though you only vote for one, youβre somehow also voting for the other two
Making your vote, according to the pundits, only work against you
Mr. Mortensen, you better own up to the sad truth, though itβs tragic
Donβt you know, Viggo? In America, 3rd Party votes are black magic
My fellow Americans, tomorrow is the big day. Vote your conscience after considering all of your options in due diligence. Β Also, if you choose not to vote for some ethical position, that is fine too. This election has done so much to divide us. Never have I witnessed a more fractured USA in my lifetime. Let’s do our best to be kind to one another, even when our political opinions differ.
To Mr. Mortensen, thank you for taking an unpopular stand for your chosen candidate and presenting your reasons in a well-written, and dare I say, truly patriotic fashion.
To read the mentioned endorsement letter, click this link:
Viggo’s Jill Stein endorsement letter
If you are not familiar with Viggo Mortensen, check out the following link as well:
As always, thank you to anyone who reads and/or shares my blog. -Luke
This is a hilariously comedic critique of part of our modern condition. Enjoy and pass it on!
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Though this is a comedic and over-the-top presentation, you may find some motivation and sagely advice just the same. Β π
Have a great week! As always, thank for reading and sharing. -Luke